Thieves Gold is the caviar of underwear. It’s the Rolls Royce of socks. The Grey Poupon of shirts.
Thieves gold created the three act play, broke the four minute mile, and killed the five minute ab workout. Thieves Gold is the only Olympian to score better than Oksana Baiul and the only customer who tips better than Jerry Seinfeld. The brand helps old ladies cross the street and sneaks filet mignon to young dogs in parks. Thieves Gold worked its way through college as an archaeologist, graduating summa cum laude. The brand holds records on many vintage arcade consoles and at several regional mini golf facilities